Category Archives: blogging

Nora Ephron: ‘Everything is copy’

Nora Ephron won the thanks and praise of adults around the world by writing an infectiously likeable and in its own way penetrating film about a relationship called ‘When Harry Met Sally’. It was so good, it bought her so much credit that most people can still forgive her even after ‘Bewitched’.

Apparently she wrote books, which I have heard of even if I didn’t know they were by her. After this, I might seek them out.

She now blogs occasionally for the Huffington Post, and here she is confirming something that I have always suspected: that blogging is actually an entirely new genre of writing.

Arianna Huffington first asked Ephron to write a blog for her when Mark Felt was revealed to have been Deep Throat. “So I tossed something off and got this huge response, and it was fun to do.” In the two years since then, she has blogged roughly once a fortnight, on politics and the media and whatever is happening in her life at the time. “I learned that this is a different way of writing – you have to do it really fast, and if you don’t do it fast, you’re making a mistake. If I’m working on anything for more than an hour, I say, this is not a blog, I have to stop right now, cos I’m writing a column or something else.”

What’s the difference?

“The function is different. The function of a blog is on some level to start a conversation that you’re not involved in any more because you’ve already had your say. That thing of coming right off the news – did you see what I saw this morning, can you believe it? – has a kind of fun appeal.

Bleeding Heart Ranting from an Ignorant Fool

As Joni Mitchell sang: “You don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone.” After following a post today by my friend GuruAnn, I came across the incisive and funny political commentary of Bleeding Heart Ranting from an Ignorant Fool.

Unfortunately, in the latest posting we are told that its author David Heidelberg has died. Can you mourn someone you never met?

Condolences to his family and to all who read and appreciated him. Sorry I wasn’t there sooner.

‘Corridor’ by Daniel Dorall

Apologies for my absences lately. I’ve been extremely busy getting my head around the appalling industrial relations law that has now descended on this country, and reading and listening to first hand accounts of its effects on people. I’m helping to prepare a comprehensive report. Basically, if you’re Australian and you’re not disturbed by this stuff, you should be. If it hasn’t affected you or your family yet, just wait a little longer. It will be coming over the hill presently.

I am often amazed when I read blogs by actual honest-to-goodness writers who chat and ramble about their latest book/screenplay/whatever as if they have infinite reserves of time and energy and just can’t help themselves sitting at the keyboard for a few more hours. If I have spent a solid day at the desk, I’d rather stick sharpened pencils in my eyes than sit there for another minute once I get home. Which is why many many promising blog ideas slip sadly from my grasp and quietly sink below the waters before I have the energy to put them down here. I am a chronic procrastinator, and I think I recognize a fellow sufferer whenever I read a lengthy blog entry about something someone is writing or is going to write.

Still, the work of a dilettante is never done, and I did see a very interesting show last week and I’m determined to record my brief thoughts here.

It was called ‘Corridor’ and the artist was Daniel Dorall, at the energetic Red Gallery in North Fitzroy. Daniel makes small, elaborate architectural constructions out of cardboard and the kind of stuff that model making geeks use, like fake grass and little figurines. Imagine an architect’s model where the little plastic people are up to no good.

They sit on plinths, like models in a real estate developer’s showroom, and like the iconography of real estate they trade in dreams and aspirations, though these dreams are not the sort that most of us like to admit to having, at least in public.


The work called ‘Eden’ is a little maze of green walls within walls, with chambers connected to each other by tiny corridors too small for the figures to travel through. A little Adam and a little Eve relax langurously around a pool, appraising each other like starlets in a Beverly Hills hot tub, their plastic nakedness raising a smile. Meanwhile an immense snake curls itself menacingly in their direction, over and across the green hedges, breaking up the fun. It’s like some virus slithering its malevolent way through the channels and chambers of a body.

I was also touched by an unfolding narrative of persecution, brutality and addiction taking place in a nightclub and a gay bathhouse called ‘Babylon’.


The power of the metaphors carry the works over from potential kitsch into something much more affecting. Like the constructions themselves, the metaphor is multileveled. They are mazes, through space and maybe time, maybe the lives of the absurd figures that people them. They are cities, bodies, panels in a narrative, connected events in place and time. The walls imply separation, but with at least the possibility of connection through the narrow corridors. Our perspective is god-like, but the constructions reveal an attitude to us fallible humans that is always compassionate.

Wish you were here

Happy Christmas to all.

This blog will be a hit and miss affair for the next month, as I’ll be travelling in Italy, gorging myself on art and food in more or less that order. I’m not sure how often I’ll be able to get to a computer, whether I’ll have anything to say if I get to one, or even if this whole project might suddenly seem like a complete waste of time before the glories of ancient Rome and the Renaissance. Who can say.

After most of a year cultivating this habit, I still have no idea whether anyone reads this thing, apart from the adorable Supamum of course, so I can’t be sure whether this affects anyone. So being the week of Christmas, New Year and my 37th birthday, it seems as good a time as any to reflect on what I’m doing with my time and whether it has any value. If you ever read this blog and find it worthwhile, or not, feel free to email me or leave a comment, as any sort of commentary from my readers, if they exist, would leave me somewhat the wiser.

Arrivederci.

Bloggus Interruptus

Things might be a bit sporadic round here for the next week or so, as with kids to feed and keep off the computer, and with a major office move on the agenda, I will be elbow deep in paper and old printer cartridge boxes for a while. It is amazing how much crap you can accumulate in a few years.

Still, with local media still raising my temperature, and a backlog of movies, DVDs and exhibitions to talk about, you never know.

Off the air

I seem to be doing a bit of apologising lately, but for reasons I have not yet discovered, my blog completely disappeared for a few days, taking all of my settings with it.

While I haven’t actually lost any writing, all the links have gone, along with my counter. Over the next few days I’ll put them all back. It’s not like there were very many, but by having them on my little page, I felt a little less lost in the cruel cold atmosphere of the blog universe. This was of course a complete fantasy, as my counter could testify, but it was just one of those little convenient illusions that gets you up in the morning, like the belief in God.

Did I say that out loud?

New title

Okay, so both of my readers might be annoyed by the continual changes in the title of this blog, but I promise this is the last one. Like a band that can’t make its mind up about the name, different parts of myself have been nagging at me to come up with something I can live with for more than a fortnight.

The last title “expletive deleted” was a little joke I made with myself in the afterglow of the Deep Throat revelation and general nostalgia over Watergate. I realised after five minutes that virtually nobody got the reference, and it didn’t really help even if they did.

The problem is that the blog-world is replete with young, hip comedy and TV writers who keep the rest of us from taking a twelve-gauge into the office by being insufferably flip and amusing on a daily basis. They also have the cheek of being good looking, sexually adventurous and under thirty. As anyone who has looked at this blog could testify, or those who’ve actually met me, I am most certainly not one of them. Most of the time, I’m a miserable bastard.

So this blog doesn’t occupy that territory. Therefore, I’ve crossed out every neat pun and zippy cliche I came up with. There is no “I’m on your computer” or “Reasons you will hate me” here. I’ll leave that stuff to other, better qualified, better looking, funnier and more talented people.

So I’ve gone with “Sign language”, which is dangerously close to a pun, at least in the sense I mean it, but I hope in a good way. It was the title of my Masters thesis, and I must admit I’ve never tired of it. That’s good enough for me.

Welcome, come in.

Hello and welcome. This site is intended to be a critical view of basically whatever I feel like, with an emphasis on arts in and around Sunbury and central Victoria where I live and work. Not exactly a forum, since I’m doing the talking, but at least a vehicle to encourage interest and discussion in what cultural pursuits are going on in and around my part of the world. I encourage people to get on and comment, if you feel so moved. Feel free to disagree with me by all means.

Enjoy.