Toy Story, with Buzz and Woody (Allen)

The model for this stuffed toy appears to be another person called Woody…

At the Reading Cinema in Sunbury, Victoria.

Sculpture is in the eye of the beholder

A piece of urban sculpture or just a heap of pallets left in the street?

Whatever. It’s lovely nevertheless.

Seen outside a factory off Sydney Road, Brunswick.

Awkward family classics

Sometimes, words just aren’t enough.

There’s plenty of room on the couch.

From the joyous awkwardfamilyphotos.com.

Daily Telegraph story on Awkward Family Photos.

Hot Dog!

I love this. Genuine ephemera. The lady looked puzzled when I asked for just the bag, thanks.

So what’s going on here? I think our sausage is looking happy about something, possibly ‘excited expectation’. My daughter thinks he looks frightened or apprehensive. I can’t see it myself.

But what, in god’s name, is he doing wearing skis? Is there some obscure refernce to ‘hotdogging’ I don’t quite get?

The irony is that I was looking a bit sunburned at the time and was wearing shades and a fetching panama hat. It was not winter. In fact, I don’t think Port Fairy has seen snow since the last Ice Age. He’s definitely not from these parts.

Kissing the velvet head

Found by Charmaine Drinnon in Dallas, Texas at Exall Park in November 2003. She says “I wonder if it was a dream, a fantasy, or an actual event.”

I wonder whether ‘Kissing the Velvet Head’ isn’t a euphemism for something?

Via Found Magazine

Baby in a bucket

Found by Nate Larson in Elgin, Illinois.

“Found this where I used to work 2+ years ago. I’ve been keeping it ever since.”

The best language in the world

Q: What’s the best language in the world?

A: The Serbian language!